There were two tours we were both really keen on doing during our time in Goa, and on a beautiful January morning, we set off from Patnem in search of both, Dudsaghar Falls and Atreya Spice Farm. Our driver and guide for the day was a local chap named Rupesh.
Now, we’re not saying that Rupesh was a reckless driver, but he almost certainly just moonlights as a taxi driver to fund his budding Rally Car Racing career. 100KPH in a 30 zone? No problem. Overtaking a truck, up a hill, on a blind bend at 60KPH? Easy business. Want to do a two hour journey in about 1 hour 15 minutes? Rupesh is your man. We thought we might grab some sleep after the early morning start, but we couldn’t take our eyes off the road.

We needn’t have worried, Rupesh clearly knows his craft and he got us to Dudsaghar Falls in one, shaken, piece.
Dudsaghar Falls
It was all worth it to see these amazing waterfalls, which rose high, up the cliffs above us, plunging down into a fresh pool at our feet.

One of Ruairidh’s recently decided upon Bucket List items was to swim under a waterfall so despite forgetting to bring his swimmers, he wasn’t about to miss his chance and dove straight in, boxers, shorts and all, which did make for a slightly wet rest of the day, but completely worth it.

Atreya Spice Farm
Next on our sight seeing ride was Atreya Spice Farm. The farm is a working spice farm with about 50 hectares of land growing every single spice you could ever dream of needing. They also have a smaller section which they use for tours.

First up we had a butterfly tour given by a friendly chap who was clearly passionate about his work. The dude bloody loved butterflies. He told us all about the various species in India and fired off so many facts and figures which we tried to remember but failed to recall seconds later. We saw eggs, caterpillars and pupa (cocoons) for various species including a bright shiny gold one, and one that had camouflaged itself to look like a dead twig. It was awesome!

After the butterflies, a lady took us on a tour of the same area to talk about all the spices they grow. Basically, if you have any sort of ailment, medical condition, or minor annoyance, there’s a spice to solve it. Bad knees? Rub some cinnamon oil on it. Diabetes? Chew 5 curry leaves a day to reduce your blood sugar. Balding, bad breath, wonky eyes and a low sense of self-worth? Eat 200 grams of cumin followed my 19 cloves mixed in the milk of 9.5 coconuts then drink twice on a full moon and you’ll be right as rain.

Ok, we made the last one up. But overall it did seem more like a sales pitch for all the spices they sold at the end of the tour and would have been nice to have seen the actual working farm rather than just a few sample crops.

We forgot to find out if they had any spice that could make you forget the last hour and thirteen minutes of your life, so the return journey home in the back seat of Rupesh’s death cab will forever remain scarred into our brains. He insisted we take his number for future journeys which we politely accepted and promptly deleted seconds later.






